I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
I love them
they’re wondering what he’s looking for
unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ
am i the only one that feels 2014 doesn’t even sound real
come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today
Some more flattering angles.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE FOR 33 YEARS…
If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying
what do you mean tried
I hope you rot in hell