nicevagina:

When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

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exhists:

a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes

markruffalo:

aos-skimmons:

so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…

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i don’t know why but it made me happy 

I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.

the-anal-rapist:

Me at the waterslide.

loosur:

If I go missing, use the selfie that has the most notes on it

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

forever:

can acne not do the thing where it exists 

fuckyeahchandlerbing:

AGAIN. 

AGAIN.

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe