catsncats:

elephant butt

ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

phenomenallyextraordinary123:

lovessnotlout:

That awkward moment when Hiccup’s the fastest one of the bunch. With a metal leg.

He doesn’t want to lose another one so he’s more inspired to run faster

vvhaleshark:

talk dirty to me

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

cool beans

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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

dilclo:

*adds like 30 question marks to things that arent even questions*

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME