coconut-river:

Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school. 

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I never thought girls liked Pokémon lol

phione:

no offense or anything but I want to set you on fire

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

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suckmyvertical:

It’s never too late to drop out of school and become a stripper

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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tattoosarecute:

preparetobemildlyentertained:

lalalacoco:

so guys i was trying to cheer someone up with harry potter memes and i found some really good ones

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like seriously

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look at these

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i feel like i just relived 2008

The fresh prince of bel air one got me