if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”
That awkward moment when Hiccup’s the fastest one of the bunch. With a metal leg.
He doesn’t want to lose another one so he’s more inspired to run faster
talk dirty to me
my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
*adds like 30 question marks to things that arent even questions*