totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

vaultnumber713:

I love them

they’re wondering what he’s looking for

rebageld:

unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

braydaaan:

am i the only one that feels 2014 doesn’t even sound real

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

adventuresofpeanut:

Some more flattering angles.

zubat:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE FOR 33 YEARS…

crocspaperscissors:

1nto-the-wild:

If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying

what do you mean tried

lolsomeone-actually:

I hope you rot in hell